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All my appreciation to this fangirl <3 Sneaky!Tom knows what we pervs want to hear. lol
(Source: fearisforthewinter)
#”I was” … “I really am” #he thinks he’s Loki again #he thinks he’s Loki who’s playing Tom Hiddleston in an interview #who’s talking about playing Loki in the biographic film Thor #in which Loki #wait what was I up to?
(Source: bedlamtimes)
Mufasa and Rafiki have a shipping war.
- girl: i'm having vagina surgery
- boyfriend: i know
- girl: i love you
- boyfriend: i love you too
- after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
- girl: where is my boyfriend
- dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
- girl: what
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
- Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
- Brother: that's not fair
- Mom: DO AS I SAY.
- Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
- Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
- Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
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